quacking...
 
Written by: Yoji Enokido
Directed by: Kazuya Tsurumaki
Produced by: Gainax, Production I.G. and Starchild Records

If someone had asked for my opinion on anime several years ago I probably would have stabbed them. If we were standing in a cafeteria with forks I would have grabbed one of those to induce said stab wounds. If we were in a quarry I would have induced said stab wounds with a blunt rock. My deadly reactions to such queries were heavily influenced by my retroactive embarrassment involving something known as Pokemon. That being said, allow me to contradict myself entirely: I really liked FLCL.
 

 
 
When I was learning how to properly write a script (formatting, structure, etc.) I wrote this masterpiece with no intention of actually filming it, though I may someday. I'm not even sure if I did format it correctly either. Regardless, here it is...in all its horrible, dark glory.